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Two couples were chatting as they relaxed on the beach in the Cayman Islands, "My wife and I are spending the entire winter here," one of the husbands said. "My night club burned to the ground, and I decided to do something we have always wanted to do." "What a coincidence," said the other husband. "We're from Florida, and a hurricane wiped out our furniture business. So we took the insurance money and decided to get away on a long vacation." "That really is a coincidence commented the first guy--and then, after a pause, he added "I'm curious, How do you start a hurricane?" You're not a kid anymore when......You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. ...You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. ...You are proud of your lawnmower. ...You answer a question with "Because I said so!" Latest Merger!Did you hear that UPS and FedEX have finalized on a plan that would merge the two delivery corps? The new company will be named FedUP, and will have no scheduled pick ups, and will streamline by removing all forms of convenience to the consumer. ^^^The telephone rang in the maternity ward and a very excited voice came through. "This is Harold Smith, and I'm bringing my wife in...she is about to have a baby!" "Calm down," the attendant said. "Tell me, is this her first baby?" "No," the voice replied, "this is her husband!" |